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i offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
Hawaii Five-0
All the Girls Out on the Stoop by mirabella
Danny is part Veela and he goes into heat. No, really. This is hilarious.
"The Vicks didn't make it stop," he tells Mike that night. "And the gun runner got away."
"Shit," says Mike. "You might have to man up and mate for life with this guy."
Mr Rosso Goes to Hawaii by
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the pleasure, the privilege is mine
Castle
Once Bitten by Fyre
"I dunno, boss," Esposito said, trying his best to keep a straight face, "If the guy is really a vampire, Castle knows everything about how to beat them ( Read more... ) -
you better cool it off before you burn it out
Hawaii Five-O
Five People Who Realized Catherine Is Fucking Awesome (and one person who already knew) by leupagus
"So Steve had a goat in his room? Is he -- that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard ( Read more... )
